EV BLEND – DECAF (OUT OF STOCK… FOREVER) tee This is the one you

This is the one you throw on when you’re in the shed

🟢 MILD ROAST — “98”

Body Length (cm) Small

And immediately went back to real coffee

long nights

EV BLEND – DECAF (OUT OF STOCK… FOREVER) tee This is the one youROAST DECAFFEINATED (EV BLEND) Lets just get this out of the way. This isnt really coffee. This is what happens when you take everything that makes coffee good and quietly remove it in the name of progress. No punch. No kick. No reason to exist. Kind of like an EV at a burnout comp. Welcome to the EV Blend. Decaffeinated. Silent. Emotionless. Technically impressive but somehow missing the entire point. We tried. We really did. We sat around, had the