The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack This red and green holiday

This red and green holiday masterpiece is what we like to call a Christmas sweater suit

But if there's one thing they're quick at

" We can't say for sure

I may finish my night quicker than most

we had the snakeskin print suit

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack This red and green holidayIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids